Saturday, September 22, 2007

My baby, he wrote me a letter...



Well, he wrote me a letter said he couldnt live without me no more...




Not exactly. Tho he DID write me a letter from his luxurious quarters in the county jail. It was written in all caps - except my name. And underlined words were underlined in the letter. Here it is:

Monday Sept 17,07

Eudoxia - I WILL NOT TAKE KINDLY TO THE FACT IF THIS LETTER IS A VOP. TRY DEFENDING THAT IN FRONT OF JUDGE JUDY.
WELL, SINCE MY DEAD BEAT LAWYERS WERE SMOOZED OVER BY YOUR LAWYER AND THEY THINK U ARE REASONABLE PEOPLE, I FIRED THEM AND SO I AM WRITING TO YOU AS MR FSO'S LAWYER I DO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO MS MY LAWYER'S NAME HERE EXCEPT TERRIBLY MISSPELLED'S OFFICE ADDR BEING IN JAIL
I WANT TO EXERCISE MY MOT STOCK OPTIONS ASAP AND DIVIDE THEM 50-50. WHEN THAT REAL ESTATE LAWYER WAS MY LAWYER HE HAD MENTIONED THAT, THAT WAS YOUR WISH TOO.
PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL LEGALLY & MAIL ME A COPY OF THE COURT ORDER TO THE FOLLOWING ADR

FSO
C/O NANCY NO-BRAINS
SOME APARTMENT
CITY, OUT OF STATE

SIGNATURE HERE
FSO PRINTED HERE

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